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[Satire] Ron Paul Falls in Line with GOP, Declares Support for War with Iran and Never-Ending War on Islam

[Satire] Ron Paul Falls in Line with GOP, Declares Support for War with Iran and Never-Ending War on Islam

In a dramatic reversal, Ron Paul has announced he will support a preemptive strike on Iran, along with the return of U.S. troops to Iraq, a never-ending war on Islam, and a CIA-led Cuba Spring.

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If Ron Paul Were President...

If Ron Paul Were President...

Four years of peace, the Bill of Rights, and a libertarian bully pulpit would have been bliss.

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NYS DRIVE Act Would Ban Ferraris and Other "Assault Vehicles"

NYS DRIVE Act Would Ban Ferraris and Other "Assault Vehicles"

New York Governor Andrew Cuomo's latest nanny state proposal would ban Lamborghini, Porsche, Ferrari and other "assault vehicles" because they "serve no purpose for defensive driving."

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How America Has Created a Screwed Up Education System That is Designed to Fail

How America Has Created a Screwed Up Education System That is Designed to Fail

Don't panic! Here are nine easy ways to err a nation by creating a messed up education system (courtesy of the U.S.).

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29 Things I Hope I Never See Again in 2012

29 Things I Hope I Never See Again in 2012

KONY. Lindsay Lohan. YOLO. Honey Boo Boo. Go away in 2013.

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Nation's Fraternities Finally Come Out As Gay

Nation's Fraternities Finally Come Out As Gay

The nation's fraternities have confirmed what many have long suspect: their pervasive displays of homoeroticism are indeed an indication of their flaming homosexuality.

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Ron Paul Forming His Own Party as Obama and Romney Join Forces

Ron Paul Forming His Own Party as Obama and Romney Join Forces

In a bipartisan move, Obama and Romney join forces to defend the status quo while Ron Paul forms his own coalition in defense of peace and the Bill of Rights.

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Ron Paul is the Hipster Candidate

Ron Paul is the Hipster Candidate

Ron Paul was running for president before it was cool!

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