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Republicans Vow to Repeal Obamacare and Roe v. Wade — Using Time Machine (Satire)
Drew Miller in Satire 2 months ago
The time machine, codenamed "Operation Sisyphus," has long been a pet project of the Congressional GOP. Republicans hope to go from the "anti-science party" to the "pro-science fiction" one.
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Rand Paul Leaving GOP Boy Band For Solo Career [Satire]
Jonathan Karp in Satire 2 months ago
Seeking greener artistic pastures, Rand Paul calls it quits with his old GOP bandmates to launch a long-anticipated solo career, proving even #standwithrand must eventually stand alone.
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Senator Ted Cruz: American Success Story Or Manchurian Candidate?
Frank Hagler in Satire 2 months ago
Senator Ted Cruz birther rumors have surfaced. Isn't it time to take a closer look at the Manchurian Candidate?
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Cheerful, Smiling New Pope Francis I Angers Hardliners in Rome
Drew Miller in Satire 2 months ago
The election of Cardinal Jorge Bergoglio as Pope Francis I has angered the conservative wing of the Papal Conclave, who wanted to see a more "undead, Benedict-esque" face claim the Papacy.
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Conclave 2013 Should Take a Page From 'Survivor' to Choose the Next Pope
Jay Nelson in Satire 3 months ago
The papal conclave should institute 'Survivor'-style methods that successfully select and promote a popular, enduring pope.
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Cardinals Elect Yadier Molina to Be Next Pope
Michael Luciano in Satire 3 months ago
In a highly anticipated papal conclave on Tuesday, the Cardinals elected the first Latin American pope in history by choosing Yadier Molina to be the next pontiff.
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NYS DRIVE Act Would Ban Ferraris and Other "Assault Vehicles"
Michael Brossack in Satire 3 months ago
New York Governor Andrew Cuomo's latest nanny state proposal would ban Lamborghini, Porsche, Ferrari and other "assault vehicles" because they "serve no purpose for defensive driving."
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How 5 Past Presidents Would Probably Have Used Predator Drones
Emory Babb in Satire 3 months ago
What would Presidents Obama, Lincoln, Clinton, Washington and Roosevelt have had to say about drone use?
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