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Sarah Palin Has Officially Proved Global Warming Does Not Exist

Sarah Palin Has Officially Proved Global Warming Does Not Exist

Finally, the queen of quips weighs in on climate change.

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6 Reasonable Arguments For Why Gay Marriage Will End Civilization

6 Reasonable Arguments For Why Gay Marriage Will End Civilization

In celebration of the 9th anniversary of gay marriage's first victory in the US (Massachusetts 2004), I have compiled a few timely predictions from the right.

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"ME ME ME" Generation: Top 5 'TIME' Magazine Cover Parodies

"ME ME ME" Generation: Top 5 'TIME' Magazine Cover Parodies

The internet strikes back, this time against TIME magazine labeling an entire generation as "lazy, entitled narcissists."

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The Onion is Not Too Mean

The Onion is Not Too Mean

The Salon is whining about how The Onion may be getting "too mean," but they're wrong. The Onion isn't mean. The truth just hurts.

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Gun Control 2013: Instead of Universal Background Checks, Require Non-Existent Background Checks [satire]

Gun Control 2013: Instead of Universal Background Checks, Require Non-Existent Background Checks [satire]

Senator Manchin wants to push for universal background checks when what he should be doing is advocating the removal of all background checks.

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Gov. Chris Christie Announces He'll Run in 2016 [Satire]

Gov. Chris Christie Announces He'll Run in 2016 [Satire]

Gov. Chris Christie announced Thursday that he will run on the campaign trail in 2016. You heard it here first!

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10 Tips For Getting a Bikini Body By Memorial Day

10 Tips For Getting a Bikini Body By Memorial Day

Here is a list of things you must start doing (exercising) and stop doing (eating) immediately to ensure that you’ll earn the right to don a bikini this summer.

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Experts Ban 'Fruit Ninja' For Sickening Kitchen Rampage

Experts Ban 'Fruit Ninja' For Sickening Kitchen Rampage

We must, as a culture, have a deep conversation about what habits this heinous game "Fruit Ninja" is instilling in our children.

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